In the words of David Letterman, here is the top ten list:

10. I thought I told you that already. Did I not send that to you?

9. We just realized our invoices were being created but weren’t being sent…

8. I need an answer by 8:00 am tomorrow.

 7. Remember when I told you we had everything under control…

6. I have a surprise for you.

5. I found a formula error in the spreadsheet.

4. The bank/owner/board/investors want to have an emergency meeting tomorrow. 

3. We missed our sales number.

2. Oh I knew we had no chance of hitting those sales projections.

1. That’s the way we have always done it.